Just go away. Please.
Signed, Laura- (On behalf of most people)
You seem like a pretty awesome dude. Also, I’m a Ford girl. Let’s go have a beer and talk cars.
Signed, Your New Drinking Pal
Dear Carl Kasell,
I would really like your voice on my home answering machine but I’m too nervous to go on the radio. Will you do it just for shits and giggles?
Signed, I Give to Public Radio
Dear Writers of the NBC Thursday night show “Community”,
Please continue to write scenes requiring Joe McHale to be in his skivvies.
God Bless You, Laura (On behalf of most women)
Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,
For the love of God, please stop singing. First that Huey Lewis duo and now country? My ears are bleeding
Signed, Not a fan
I’m so glad you’ve brought thousands of tourism dollars into this wonderful city but Mrs. Wilkes still has way better chicken. (And less obnoxious patrons)
Signed, A fellow local.
I remember when you were a young child. Now you’re super hot. You make me feel like a total creep.
Signed, A Married Old Lady
This post insipred by Mama Kat an the Writers Workshop suggestion An open letter to a celebrity.