7:05AM Wake up regretting the gluttony of Girls Night. I can feel the half gallon of shrimp sauce poured over my terriyaki steak and shrimp depositing itself on my hips. And the Cold Stone ice cream has created a third chin.
7:06 AM Decide a long walk is in order and must get it started before 8:30 or else it will be too hot.
7:15 AM Dressing in workout clothes as hubby and baby come upstairs. Hubby hands off baby so he can get ready for class.
7:20AM Hang out with Baby. Realize coffee must be consumed before anything else gets accomplished.
8:15AM Holy crap. Google Reader stole an hour of my life!
8:16AM Get up to change baby out of pajamas and realize he is showing signs of nap time. Lay him down in crib hoping it will be a short nap.
9:45 AM Check on baby. Still sound asleep. Damn. It's gonna be a hot walk.
10:00AM Baby awake! Quickly change him, gather proper supplies and head outside.
10:10AM Don't make it off the front porch when I realize it's too sunny. Run back inside to get light blanket to cover stroller and keep sun off baby.
10:12AM Realize babies feet still stick out. Run back inside for sunblock. Apply sunblock to baby
10:15AM Make it off porch to mailbox and realize baby doesn't have a toy. Back inside again.
10:16AM And were off. Damn. It's hot.
10:19AM Damn. It's really hot. Dreams of hour-long power walk are dashed.
10:25AM "I want your love, and all your love is revenge/You and me could write a bad romance" Get strange look from man sweeping his front porch. Realize I'm belting Gaga. Whoops.
10:27AM Happy to see other houses have more weeds than us! Hooray!
10:36AM Check on Max. He's fine.
10:40AM Large group of well dressed people walking towards me. They have Bibles. And pamplets. I cross to the other side of the street.
10:41AM Realized avoiding them wasn't very Christian of me but I wasn't in the mood to explain that I am perfectly happy as a guilt-ridden Catholic thankyouverymuch.
10:45AM Holy hell it's so freaking hot. Maybe I can convince Brett to move to Chicago.
10:46AM It snows in Chicago. Nevermind.
10:50AM "Rock me mama like the wind and the rain/Rock me mama like a southbound train" Realize I shouldn't sing this to Max.
10:55AM Feel face starting to burn. Glad I went back for sunblock.
11:00AM Baby starts to fuss. Hooray, valid excuse to stop!
11:05AM Turn corner. See well dressed people leaving my porch. Crisis adverted. Feel bad for women wearing sweater vests.
11:07AM Home. Air Conditioning. Pissed off kid. Feel kinda guilty I dragged him out in this weather. Not guilty enough to not take a picture.
11:15AM-4:00PM Exahusted from walk. On couch playing with baby and watching VH1's Greatest Artists of All Time. Occasionally yell "Bullshit" and hope baby doesn't hear me.